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nilauzon:

truesoprano:

nilauzon:

truesoprano:

nilauzon:

plupluru:

And yeah, I know I made fun of her obvious inability to resist one day without masturbating, but I still like her and she’s a 10/10 and she has balls of steel. I hope she gets married to Pickles.

I WROTE A WHOLE PIECE ON WHY I HATE ABIGAIL, LET ME POST IT:

Okay, so there’s so…

Might as well post my opinion:

I tried to like her. I tried, but I can’t. She’s just not interesting. She’s not funny. 

Compare her to Dick Knubbler, whom she essentially replaced. Dick is a hilarious, quirky character, and while he can’t always get Dethklok to get their work done, his interaction with Dethklok on the show is always entertaining.

Meanwhile, Abigail is a flat Mary Sue character. Sorry to be blunt, but she doesn’t really add much to the show. Both Nathan and Pickles fawn over her while she’s all business, she convinces Nathan to go down on her, which he thinks is disgusting, she’s actually effective at getting the band to write songs… all signs of a Sue.

I do agree with what Nicole said about her being like Frank Grimes from The Simpsons. I also agree that one episode is enough. After that, she has too much presence for a character like her.

There’s actually a really bad fanfic with a Mary Sue that really reminds me of Abigail, but I can’t find it…

Yeah.
This.

I wrote that whole thing out one night when I was thinking of how much I just didn’t care for Abigail, and I made a point of not calling her a Sue, but that’s basically what I felt. When she showed up I thought, hilarious! So much potential. Trap these men with one woman for three months and see what happens.

WHY THE HELL DID - LOVE - HAPPEN?

This should have just exploded in one big orgy, not all that Pickles/Nathan business. A woman was always destined to come between them but I wish it wasn’t Abigail or at least, not in this scenario with Abigail.

I use the term Mary Sue for anyone who steals too much attention away from interesting things in the show while not being very interesting themselves. By that definition both Abigail and River Song are Sues.

And I feel the same way.

Ew fucking ew River Song I forget if it was you with whom I ranted about River Song with but completely. Cooooompletely.

On that note you know who else is a Mary Sue? Motherfuckin’ Butters Stotch. Fuck that kid.

But I love Butters! But I do see where you’re coming from.

And River had so much potential in her first two episodes, but it quickly became “hurr durr I know more than u do doctor I even know ur name even tho u dont tell any1 that lets go fall in luv offscreen so the audience cant connect with our love”

nilauzon:

truesoprano:

nilauzon:

plupluru:

And yeah, I know I made fun of her obvious inability to resist one day without masturbating, but I still like her and she’s a 10/10 and she has balls of steel. I hope she gets married to Pickles.

I WROTE A WHOLE PIECE ON WHY I HATE ABIGAIL, LET ME POST IT:

Okay, so there’s so…

Might as well post my opinion:

I tried to like her. I tried, but I can’t. She’s just not interesting. She’s not funny. 

Compare her to Dick Knubbler, whom she essentially replaced. Dick is a hilarious, quirky character, and while he can’t always get Dethklok to get their work done, his interaction with Dethklok on the show is always entertaining.

Meanwhile, Abigail is a flat Mary Sue character. Sorry to be blunt, but she doesn’t really add much to the show. Both Nathan and Pickles fawn over her while she’s all business, she convinces Nathan to go down on her, which he thinks is disgusting, she’s actually effective at getting the band to write songs… all signs of a Sue.

I do agree with what Nicole said about her being like Frank Grimes from The Simpsons. I also agree that one episode is enough. After that, she has too much presence for a character like her.

There’s actually a really bad fanfic with a Mary Sue that really reminds me of Abigail, but I can’t find it…

Yeah.
This.

I wrote that whole thing out one night when I was thinking of how much I just didn’t care for Abigail, and I made a point of not calling her a Sue, but that’s basically what I felt. When she showed up I thought, hilarious! So much potential. Trap these men with one woman for three months and see what happens.

WHY THE HELL DID - LOVE - HAPPEN?

This should have just exploded in one big orgy, not all that Pickles/Nathan business. A woman was always destined to come between them but I wish it wasn’t Abigail or at least, not in this scenario with Abigail.

I use the term Mary Sue for anyone who steals too much attention away from interesting things in the show while not being very interesting themselves. By that definition both Abigail and River Song are Sues.

And I feel the same way.

nilauzon:

plupluru:

And yeah, I know I made fun of her obvious inability to resist one day without masturbating, but I still like her and she’s a 10/10 and she has balls of steel. I hope she gets married to Pickles.

I WROTE A WHOLE PIECE ON WHY I HATE ABIGAIL, LET ME POST IT:

Okay, so there’s so…

Might as well post my opinion:

I tried to like her. I tried, but I can’t. She’s just not interesting. She’s not funny. 

Compare her to Dick Knubbler, whom she essentially replaced. Dick is a hilarious, quirky character, and while he can’t always get Dethklok to get their work done, his interaction with Dethklok on the show is always entertaining.

Meanwhile, Abigail is a flat Mary Sue character. Sorry to be blunt, but she doesn’t really add much to the show. Both Nathan and Pickles fawn over her while she’s all business, she convinces Nathan to go down on her, which he thinks is disgusting, she’s actually effective at getting the band to write songs… all signs of a Sue.

I do agree with what Nicole said about her being like Frank Grimes from The Simpsons. I also agree that one episode is enough. After that, she has too much presence for a character like her.

There’s actually a really bad fanfic with a Mary Sue that really reminds me of Abigail, but I can’t find it…