For dinner I made egg salad with caramelized shallots
The shallot residue was HOLY BALLS AMAZING, but I put way too much mustard in the salad…
Talberg posted a photo of him and the female jazz choir director with the caption “date night”
Hahahaha, nice try. No one’s buying it.
posts that never end
- christmas tree
- death metal punch
- just girly things “i ejaculate fire”
- metalocalypse time
- blacker than the blackest black times infinity
- pickles/the lobster
- nathan’s brutal rice
- is2g im gonna chop my dick off bc u dnt think booze is food is2g
feel free to add your own
stop copies me
pickles as an actual pickle
MF why is stuff so hard
people imitating dr rockso
THIS is what I meant to reblog!
WAIT WHAT I DON’T REMEMBER REBLOGGING AN MCR POST AT ALL
DAMMIT CARRIE UNDERWOOD, YOU KILLED HER!
im gonna vomit
the tree post is neverending
dont get me wrong, its a good cap and its funny
but seeing it every waking minute
having it burned into the back of my skull, seeing it in my dreams, haunting my soul, overpowering my thoughts and taking control of my life, breathing in and out, smelling pine and death, choking on tree needles, shards of ornaments scraping my pharynx and feeling as though mustakrakish himself was cramming christmas lights up my ass reminiscent of sharp glowing anal beads, the suffering i have endured by this post is enough to send castratikron into cardiac arrest.
and then, the phrase “lol” follows, sliming after this photo like a slug’s regurgitated mucus meal, slopping around before “brutal” and “\m/”
the tags extend further, grasping for “metallica” and “funny” and “deathclock”
Fun fact: I ship femNathan/femPickles and Nathan/femPickles, but I can’t ship Nathan/Pickles or femNathan/Pickles for some reason.