Monday, September 1, 2014

I have a question.

How come the FF7 fandom never talks about THIS SCENE? :

Sephiroth all of a sudden floats down into the lifestream pool thing AND PROCEEDS TO TREAT IT LIKE A HOT TUB.

I’m just here to say that Cloud is canonically a huge dork.


if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:

give them twenty dollars and go away.


Women like me will love you from a distance
of a thousand syllables while laying in your bed,
we will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible,
and when we leave you will finally understand
why storms are named after people.

So one Christmas Eve I was watching It’s A Wonderful Life with my sisters and cousins, and one of my sisters fell asleep. Once the movie was over, we noticed it was midnight and we were all like “oh hey it’s Christmas! Merry Christmas!” and then my sister shot up and said “Merry Christmas!” and we were really confused because we thought she was asleep, but then she fell back asleep and didn’t respond to any of us, only about 2 minutes later she said “NO NO NO NO NO” in her sleep.



(Source: best-of-memes)


trying to eat healthy while living with your parents is damn near impossible

Sunday, August 31, 2014

(Source: taco-bell-rey)

Pokémon Survey #1: Bold What’s True!


  1. I started with the anime (ironically I hate the anime now and only like the episodes I watched as a kid for nostalgia)
  2. I started with the games
  3. My first starter was a water type (fire type!)
  4. I still remember Team Rocket’s first motto
  5. I care for my Pokémon
  6. The only shiny I’ve ever had was the red gyarados from HG/SS
  7. I’m the only one in my family who likes Pokémon
  8. Eeveelutions aren’t that cool (fuck off they’re the best)
  9. Someone introduced me to Pokémon
  10. I have at least one thing with Pokémon stickers on it (more like EVERYTHING I OWNED IN 4TH/5TH GRADE)
  11. I bought a 3DS just because of Pokémon
  12. I honestly don’t know who Junichi Masuda is
  13. I used to pretend that animals were Pokémon
  14. I’ve read the manga at least once
  15. Once I beat the Champion, I never touch the game anymore 
  16. Once in my life, I got Pokémon stuff as birthday gift (more like every year… this year I got Espeon and Squirtle plushes)
  17. I found/hatched a shiny today
  18. Milotic is the most beautiful Pokémon in the world
  19. I like to think that I’m good at battling but I never battle that one person because I think they’re better than me
  20. I haven’t watched all of the movies
  21. I have Pokémon Y
  22. My last starter was a fire type (it was Froakie)
  23. I beat Whitney in the first try
  24. I still watch the anime 
  25. I actually have a pet named after a Pokémon 
  26. Team Magma rules
  27. Nah, Team Aqua is better
  28. Smogon needs to stop banning everything (I mean, logically banning makes sense, but at this point they’re banning things because they’ve banned all their counters and pretty soon the only unbanned Pokemon will be Magikarp with splash)
  29. I don’t even know what Smogon is
  30. I like Latios over Latias
  31. I don’t nickname my Pokémon
  32. I have more than 10 shinies (most of them are event Pokemon or Magnemites…)
  33. I believe in Gengar and Clefable’s theory 
  34. N is so irrelevant now
  35. I never liked N that much 
  36. I think about how cool my life would be be if Pokémon were real
  37. Arcanine needs a Mega Evolution
  38. I know the japanese name of at least 5 Pokémon
  39. I’ve never had a Pikachu
  40. I like Red over Ash
  41. I killed a legendary on purpose
  42. I have a Pokémon plush
  43. I liek Mudkipz
  44. Flygon should be part bug
  45. I’d be 80 and I’d still like Pokémon
  46. I swear I don’t understand the Pokemon trading card game
  47. I own every single Pokémon game, like,  all of them, every single one. (the only one I’ve never owned is Soul Silver, and I have an emulator)
  48. If Pokémon were real, I would make a blog just to post about my journey.
  49. Whimsicott or Lilligant (I actually can’t choose… both are adorable and have cool niches)
  50. I have a Pokémon tattoo